Porn and Beans

I have absolutely no idea what to talk about. Nothing new has been happening to me, which is kind of shocking. Cuz normally I could write about any old thing. Well, tonight I'm just going to pull something out of my ass. Are you ready? I can already feel your excitement through my laptop.

I love Ellen DeGeneres. Okay, not her per say because I haven't actually have the pleasure of meeting her or anything. But I love her talk show. That was the best idea anyone ever had, giving that woman a talk show.

There's a segment that I'm actually quite partial to. It's called "What's wrong with these photos." Because most of the time, something is very, VERY wrong with them. Which is possibly by it is the most hilarious thing I've ever seen (aside from Ellen scaring people).

Most of the time, the photos are sexual or have sexual innuendos which, for some reason, I can't help but laugh at. Why is that? Why is everything sex-related so gosh darn hilarious? Perhaps it's because I'm a teenager. Maybe I'll grow out of it when I turn 18 next week.

Then again, maybe not.

I'm bringing back the youtube clip of the day. Here's one of Ellen's segments, so you know what I'm talking about. Enjoy!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULtQ18JcQoo