Okay, So Here's The Situation...

Can I tell you a little secret? Shhhhhh, don't tell anyone. Promise? Okay, I'll tell you.

I actually enjoy watching the Jersey Shore. GASP! I know. It doesn't seem like something I would like. Heck, I can't even believe I like it! But seriously, it's like my secret obsession.

There has been so much hooplah on facebook and twitter about the premiere of the second season of Jersey Shore that I can't NOT blog about it. So I will now offer you my view on the whole ordeal:



The Situation is all about drama. It works for him. If there was an award for creeping DURING a fight, The Situation would win first place, hands down. I predict he'll end up sleeping with Angelina before the season is over.

Snooki. Is. My. Favorite. She's so...how do I put this nicely?...out of it. "I feel like a pilgrim from the 1920s washing clothes in the sink." I predict we will have some more famous Snooki quotes to add to our facebook pages before the end of the season. Ohhhh Snickers...

Pauly D is chill. He isn't quite as creeptastic as The Situation, but he can creep like a pro when he wants to. I predict we'll be seeing some more DJing done by Mr. Delvecchio before the season is over.

JWOWW scares me. No joke. I feel like she is going to come through my television and slap me for no reason whatsoever. But I still like her second best out of all the girls. I predict that Jenny will be pumping her fist in someones face (instead of the air where it belongs...) in every episode this season.

Vinny. What do I say about him? I really love his family. Honestly, I don't know very much about him. I predict that there will be an episode that actually lets us get to know Vinny. Or that's what I hope, at least.

Angelina scares me more than JWOWW (if that's possible). I can't stand her because she's trying to make everything about her. I mean, did you see The Situation's face when she asked to room with him and Pauly? That's the face I'd make, too. I predict that she'll leave again...the crybaby.

Ronnie is my favorite guy in the house, though this is subject to change because he isn't dating Sammi. Last season, I LOVED Ronnie because he was so faithful to Sammi. Such a gentleman. I also felt like he was trapped in that relationship, so he had the sympathy factor in his favor, too. Now that he's done with her (hopefully), I hope he doesn't creep as much as The Situation. Please....that's my only request! I predict he'll end up back with Sammi for half an episode, then dump her like yesterday's trash.

And finally, Miss Sweetheart. HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Sweetheart, that's a good one! Sammi, Sammi, Sammi...you blew it with Ronnie. Move on, honey! I predict that once Ronnie ditches her for good, she'll go running home with her tail between her legs.

Whooo, see how mean I can get after watching one episode of Jersey Shore? What did you think of the premiere? I can't wait to see the rest of the season!

Until next time, I have a challenge for you. Use all of the nicknames of the people on Jersey Shore in a sentence (not about Jersey Shore). Email it to me at magicmeghan2@gmail.com. I'll figure out some sort of reward for the best sentence!