Gym. Tan. Laundry.

Why, hello again! I'm back with the results of the Jersey Shore contest, and a photo of Snooki's arrest (still no mug shot, though...darn!). Here's the winning sentence:

Okay, so here's the situation, sweetheart: don't be Snooki-ing around 'cause everyone's gunna be like "JWOWW!"

Great job! I was also sent a saucy little...well, I'm going to call it a Jersey Shore joke. It goes a little something like this:

Jersey Shore called...they want their domestic violence back.

I admit, it isn't THAT funny, but I cracked up when I heard it. New episode tomorrow! That's all for tonight, folks!